Have you been able to experience the event mostly on your back?  Have you watched the world go by while hiding out in the dusty pillowfort that you've found yourself in?  Perhaps you know such a creature?

If you would like to buy one of all of them, why not buy the De/Merit Badge Pre Order Bundle?  The bundle gives you 8 for the price of 7! What a steal.

Each one is lovingly crafted by robots, manhandled by a Canadian . The final size may change, but current specs set this badge at 2" wide with a smoothly embroidered edge (aka Merrowed).