It's... uh... Wednesday, maybe?  There's dust in your coffee. The neighbouring camp is playing only ukulele music. THAT DAMN BANANAPHONE SONG IS PLAYING ON LOOP.

That's fucking it.  Fuck this. Fuck that. Fuck this whole dusty town. Well, at least until you get a nap, a hug, and maybe a snack.  Congrats-- you've made it past the Midweek Meltdown

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